First post!

This blog is now officially devirginised. And for those of you wondering, sporkinell is really a substitute for something more uncouth.

Other names that were rejected for the address:
banamania
sodoffyawanker
britslanging
we'renotlesbian
squidrings
whaleoilbeefhooked
bloodyell
bloddyflippinell
unionjackies
brainfarts

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the sort of stuff you can be expecting from us birds.