BITE ME!

I am not stupid!! wouldnt our own respective individual blogs have been able to serve the same purpose??!! in the immortal words of the great bart simpson, EAT MY SHORTS!
and what is this talk of a sleepover? are we talkin someones house here? cuz i dont think any one of our homes can take it. there are five of us. hotel? but that just sounds plain dodgy. i HATE chalets. 'nuff said. ok maybe hotel. hmmm..but expensive to get nice hotel. and uma's parents will say no for sure! and this will have to happen in the next 4 weeks. what are the odds that we can get our act together? im guessing next to nil. so why dont we just plan a nice day out?? get permission from parents to be out from 11 to about 7, and plan EXACTLY what to do! none of that bored as hell aimless wandering that we're so good at. ok? we should make it on that day thats exactly between mine and ash's b'day. is that the 14th, cuz im so very very sorry ash, but i swear i cant remember your birthday! SORRY!! is that ok with everyone?

*snif*

jia min seems to have abandoned this blog. poor little blog.

Point of Information Madam!

hehe. no reason for that really. i just felt like saying it. just cuz you said rebuttal. haha.
only TWO MORE DAYS of work!! yes!!
heard terence the fucker snoring today. dont ask.
found some nice sites, you're welcome JM. and some good ideas for tshirts. mmmhmmm...
ok thats it. my brain is so tired and i am so full. not a good combination.

Rebuttal

Excuse me, I think you've severely underestimated my mind. Orlando Bloom is nothing but a pretty face, and I delight in that all too often. I don't expecct him to have hidden depths or anything, so why the fuck should I choke you for talking sense?!

And no one should be ashamed of being a fangirl. Just keep it in control and under wraps in necessary.

The search for a better skin continues...

Oi!

Firstly, I am NOT a wanker! and secondly, I already HAVE learnt!! Bugger. You dont even want to check the template of a blog that you're a member of to get the font you want for this blog and i am the lazy one. Very nice ah. Bleh to you!! ok so you change the skin? You can use that one you want, I dont mind. So long as you change the picture! hahaha. cuz that one is just nasty! the rest of ya'll will sleep better not knowing! TRUST ME! hahaha.
Oh and i saw those screencaps of the 'naked' Paris and i have a few comments! (and im entitled to them!! so blah to you!) first, Orlando Bloom should keep his clothes ON! second, he should grow his hair long, then bleach and rebond it. third, he should wear green all the time. throw the rest of the crap out. hahaha!! (i can just see JM itching to wrap her fingers around my neck and choke me to death. mwahahahah!!)
hey whats wrong with not using photobucket? i can still post pics without it, so whats the problem? everyone can see the pic of calvin i put up in my last post right? right??
sigh i have a confession to make. its been so long since my fangirl days, i thought it would never happen again. in fact i was hoping it wouldnt happen again. but it has. i was weak and i have fallen. fallen hard too. damn that eric bana! now how is it that i managed to ignore him when the hulk came out? hehe. i am now a self proclaimed banatic! eeks! i think the next time i go to melbourne i shall turn stalker. haha!
and of course, myownemail is down AGAIN!! stupid fuckers. shit la.
hmmm...i just had a wicked thought. it would irritate the heck out of JM. should i do it?? should i?? oohh but i know i'll regret it like hell when she exacts her revenge. ohhh...but so tempting!! should I?? aurgh! HELP!

Pah.

Good lord. You're just plain lazy, you know that? There's absolutely nothing wrong with the template ya wanker. L-E-A-R-N.

The Story Of Neela and the Evil Jiaminator

Neela is unhappy. Why is Neela unhappy? Neela is unhappy because she is sick. She must have eaten sth funky last night. Neela is also unhappy because her blog template is too complicated. Neela wants to use an easier template. But the evil Jiaminator is out to thwart Neela's well-meaning plans. Neela only wants to use that simpler template so that she can show her loony side to the world. But the evil Jiaminator wont let Neela have the easy template!! Must find way to vanquish the fiendish Jiaminator. Hmmmmm.....

Second post! Wheee!!

yeeehaw!!! howday ya'll.....givin them brits a little shakin' up with a little flavour from the deep south!!
ok phew...enough! i could practically feel myself losing braincells.
anyway, welcome all!

First post!

This blog is now officially devirginised. And for those of you wondering, sporkinell is really a substitute for something more uncouth.

Other names that were rejected for the address:
banamania
sodoffyawanker
britslanging
we'renotlesbian
squidrings
whaleoilbeefhooked
bloodyell
bloddyflippinell
unionjackies
brainfarts

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the sort of stuff you can be expecting from us birds.